Friday, November 9, 2007

OJ and Bambi

I hear OJ is in the news again. Looks like we may be having yet another Trial of the century starring OJ Simpson. Wonder if Homer and Marge will testify? Oh wait, wrong Simpson's. any who... I just hope I do not get sucked in to the trial like I did last time. During the murder trials I came home from work every day and sat down and watched endless hours of this murder trial circus. I tuned in every day just hoping that Judge Ito would have shaved off his beard or died his hair purple or something. You know just to keep it interesting. I can't be 100% sure if he did it or not. I think he did it. But I can't know for sure. Only God, OJ and the two victims know for sure. And last I hear the victims are not talking. Maybe they should have consulted with that Mrs. Cleo to talk to Nicole to find out who did it. Speaking of Mrs. Cleo where the heck was she on Sept 10th? You would think she would have saw Sept 11th coming. That just proves to me that they are all big frauds.

Whats the deal with Deer? Why the heck do they get hit by so many cars? If I were a deer crossing the road and I saw head lights coming at me I'd be thinking. Man I need to get the heck out of the way. They seem to get fixed on your head lights as if to say... wow that's pretty. Do deer have ADHD or something? I remember last year we were on our way home from my wife's Aunt's (might have been Thanksgiving or something) and I remember looking out the window trying to catch a glimpse of a deer or big foot or anything interesting. About the time I was thinking I'd really like to see a deer I got my wish. This deer ran out onto the expressway. my wife swerved and just missed the deer. We heard the horns and fur just grase by the van. My wife looked in the rear view mirror just in time to see the car behind us put Bambi in his final resting place. I'm sure the guy who hit Bambi made just as much of a mess in his pants as Bambi did on the expressway. I know I probably would have. Well I don't know how I went from OJ to Bambi but like everything else in my life my thoughts are not connected.

Well good night.

Blessings till I post again.

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